KFC is a veryy creepy place (manda lis n renu would agree wit me) this is the simplified version of the series of unfortunate events dat took place there.. =)
*for the full DRAMATIC version ask manda the drama queen n she'll gladly explain in full length accompanied with hand gestures n facial expressions
A few weeks ago, me, manda lis n renu went to kfc to eat lunch. Suddenly this old balding chinese dude walks up to us n tells us dat his daughters married an european n a hongkee n his son is bla bla n dat he's the oni datuk seri in the entire kajang town . blabla bla..n he was talking all the time to manda who was of course making faces at us the entire time. n he actually gave her his card b4 saying dat he's not rich. Then fast forward few weeks,a whole gang of us went again n he came to us again this time with a whole will to his dead wife which he read out to Naim IN CHINESE!! n he started reading to us the amounts of money (RM 10 000 to yu hua!!) he donated to various places(didnt he just say he WASN'T rich the 1st time??) and this time he said his daughter married an Indon (what a fraud).
yea so yesterday, me, manda lis n renu (again?!) went kfc AGAIN (u might have thought we learned our lesson but nooooo) but we were like wary of the guy la. Then this chinese woman jabs Lis's shoulder speaking chinese n pointing to her own bright pink sleeve. Lis (who is a known banana) gives her this blank stare. Poor manda had to come to the rescue cos she was the only one who could speak chinese. The lady asked wat standard would we reach before we wore our uniform (do we look THAT young?!) Manda had genuine difficulty in forming her chinese words as she was taken aback by the ironic-ness of the question (manda has been taken for 21 before) the lady asked some other equally weird questions and then walks off. She created all that fuss just cos she wanted to noe wat "standard" we were in..
so nvm dats not all THAT weird. As we were laughing LOUDLY (as usual), Renu was pouring chili sauce onto her plate. Then out of nowhere (i'm serious he just appeared out of thin air) this malay guy grabs the bottle of chili sauce out of her hands n starts shaking it onto her plate saying "ha macam ni kan senang?" (he was quite nicely dressed and so manda: "oh shit wei dun tell me its ANOTHER datuk seri!" ) all of us r at at a loss for words and after he's satisfied with his chili shaking, he saunters out of kfc like wat he had just done was the most normal thing in the world.
believe me kfc is WEIRD
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
wednesday (halfway thru b4 weekends!)
Ntg much happened today. During bio it was like survival of the toughest as usual cos after like oni 5 mins or so most of us were like yakking among ourselves n completing our unfinished homeworks. poor pn asmah. But mind u, there were ppl listening to her as well (not EVERYONE in our class is lazy. just most of it XD) But ppl like us can sumhow find pics to take n so we started taking pics during maths masa. When Pn Rohana was in the class. =)

Ng n Ida. see when lis n naim r not there its peace n quiet

These belong to Eunice. the hands AND the liquid. XD She attempted to open the liquid but there was a crack n so walah!!
This was the state our class was in during maths period. WITH teacher in the class. check out the randomness of wat everyone is doing. Reen laughing her head off wit manda, lis leaning back against naim, if u can see ng there lying on the table, ppl turning round n talking to each other. oh wow. =)
this is the business of manda cos she "had ntg better to do" she says. =p

It was sooooooooo difficult to get Pao our beloved monitor to take a pic so manda n reen had to use sum "stratergies". it worked tho XD

today.. N nooo this is not yesterdays pic nor the day b4.Eunice just tends to sleep everyday =) n by sum amazing capability dat she sumhow possesses, the teachers dun see her sleeping!!

courtesy of our dear class treasurer the oh so brilliant skilled bugger the one n only Kimmeh!! owh n her equally evil side kick Manda. Ever since she started doing dat everyone payed up XD N eunice was ever so kind to point out to Kim dat the thing is grammatically wrong "its PENGhutangs not hutang!!" XD
Watch this vid!! if u dun get it they're actually promoting "Tongkat Da" (u noe like tongkat ali?) which is actually ida la. n the shake part was inspired by ida's obsession wit a certain sheikh muszaphar. I dunno wat to say abt these 2 la wei they're just crazy plain n simple. N I think they're influencing those around them d especially ida n ng. the 4 of them r so strategically seated around each other in our class
honestly, i dun really get this vid =) but anyway this is wat we do in class!!
Anyway,dats all 4 now check out the vids of "charlene's strut" n the magnifis-cent macho macha's!!
Ng n Ida. see when lis n naim r not there its peace n quiet
These belong to Eunice. the hands AND the liquid. XD She attempted to open the liquid but there was a crack n so walah!!
This was the state our class was in during maths period. WITH teacher in the class. check out the randomness of wat everyone is doing. Reen laughing her head off wit manda, lis leaning back against naim, if u can see ng there lying on the table, ppl turning round n talking to each other. oh wow. =)
this is the business of manda cos she "had ntg better to do" she says. =p
It was sooooooooo difficult to get Pao our beloved monitor to take a pic so manda n reen had to use sum "stratergies". it worked tho XD
these crazy monkeys got ntg better to do!! n then u see the sesat fella at the back there posing there =)
look at charlene's expression. we as students go thru ALOT of stress! everyone was so stressed doing maths
today.. N nooo this is not yesterdays pic nor the day b4.Eunice just tends to sleep everyday =) n by sum amazing capability dat she sumhow possesses, the teachers dun see her sleeping!!
courtesy of our dear class treasurer the oh so brilliant skilled bugger the one n only Kimmeh!! owh n her equally evil side kick Manda. Ever since she started doing dat everyone payed up XD N eunice was ever so kind to point out to Kim dat the thing is grammatically wrong "its PENGhutangs not hutang!!" XD
Watch this vid!! if u dun get it they're actually promoting "Tongkat Da" (u noe like tongkat ali?) which is actually ida la. n the shake part was inspired by ida's obsession wit a certain sheikh muszaphar. I dunno wat to say abt these 2 la wei they're just crazy plain n simple. N I think they're influencing those around them d especially ida n ng. the 4 of them r so strategically seated around each other in our class
honestly, i dun really get this vid =) but anyway this is wat we do in class!!
Anyway,dats all 4 now check out the vids of "charlene's strut" n the magnifis-cent macho macha's!!
Monday, September 10, 2007
A very funny vid. How Lene Walks~ (^ ^)
Hey wasnt able to upload this vid here. But here's the link,
trust me its funny... XD
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1413432441571992767watch it damn funny...
trust me its funny... XD
The Mag-ni-fi-ci-can Macho Macha
Well this video was made up last Friday(due to the over joyed mood we had last week, i think u ppl knoes y). We started thinking lots of crap and finally we came out with this video. And seriously we like had "the making of this video cuz lots of problems occured during filming . We ask Shobana to record fer us(she stands on top of the table ya knoe for a very good view of it) haha anyways thats all ppl!! I'm tired and i gonna get screwed if i keep uploading this blog for hours!!!!! K tatas than!!!!
-Lilian- (^.(^.^).^) 3cheers!
Introduction to The Blog ppl
Heys ppl!! I'm gonna introduce u our blog's daily updater! and they areeee *sound effect* tadadadadada~

Yes yes i know its me. Well I'll be updating on Mondays and if i lazy i shall just throw my work to Lis before she goes to her class at 8.00p.m(well actually i wanted to pass her todays work but she has to go class. therefore i had learned my lesson to throw my work to her EARLIER next time!!) *yaay*
Oh this's Lis(like duh) she talking to Tunku bout' some Chemistry report thing. As you know she's good at crapping for blog(Renu told me one) XD. Next Monday she'll be updating the blog!!
This Phoebe nicely dreaming bout some ppl, or should i say her mind goes like this(using my mind reader power*zaapz*) oh she saying "How nice would it be to hav 'homework-FREE school' and to have BR at out school canteen?" than she yawns... *yawnsssss* Than she nicely continue dreaming again. =.= Back to the topic, she'll be updating on Wednesday.
Oh this is Lene. As u ppl knoe, she has her own blog but she had agreed to undate our class blog too!!(yes yes lene good!!) Anyway she knoes i'm taking this pic of and she juz wanna show ppl out there how fierce is she. (i think only "budaks darjah 1 will get paranoid) but anyways lets do some experiment. Print this pic of Lene and put it at your kitchen, room or anywhere u feel that there are lots of pest to you.(eg,small bro, lipas, lizard) The hypothesis are, the pest would not dare to enter the specific location(where the pic are placed at) XD
p/s: Lene SRY i got carried away when i look at ur pic!!! But hopefully i didnt over do it. At least i didnt put the Queen of Oiliness thing rite?
This Eunice Eggy. She's been preventing me from uploading this picture. So i curi-curi upload je bcuz i know she hardly got time to online. She'll be giving her great long speech(advice) to all ppl in need. To consult her pls contact 017-387****. (Opps went too far) Oh yes, she'll be doing updates on errrr.. i forgotten laa... (mayb thursday/tuesday)
p/s: picture being stripped off... =.=
Oh this Flywne!!!! Well as most of my classmate knoes that she always do hw wan. No miss. hehe than we happily go copy. Keep that hard work on girl!! XD and and she'll be on duty on Friday( cuz friday very easy ma) *lazzyyyy.
Errrr.... r u thinking what i'm thinking? *yesh!!!yesSSSSSSSSSSyes!!!!* okok chill my friends, i knoe how much all the penghutang kelas suffered so much after i suggested to teacher that Kimmeh should be the next treasurer. Look at her face also know la. So evil. HOlding money summore. So keng..She'll do her crapping on Thursdays!! (=.(=.=).=)
This manda the Black Eyes Panda. See see she doing her hw!!! XD Well i think she's the tallest among the 11 class blog updator.(she's not happie wit it cuz when all take photo she'll be the tallest unless she sits down) Walking with her makes u feel "do i grow? actually?" haha. Oh yes her computer's down so she cant update this week but she says she'll do updating next Wednesday!!!! Omg..... she and Phoebe? both like like hardly onli one... So tada' Ng will be helping us out on Wednesday too!!!
This Renu, our class great talker. p/s: dont mess wit her cuz she'll be talking facts till u cant stop her. Fyi, she aint doing hw larr... Juz scribbling something i guess. Her duty will be on Thursday.. XD
Look look.. Sue Reen's admiring the out side ppl.. Nice looking out of the class. *dreaming* Anyway PPL out there bewaresssssss of her hand. One hit k.o. Trust me. She's a "pain Stimulator" Oh she very smart like Flyne so she also take the updating duty on Fridays.. All smart smart ppl take on fridays.(eheh doesnt mean that othe ppl stuped k? juz that we giv way*tolak ansur*) hehe
p/s:we hav no pic of Ng. so cant upload her pic. hehe
OK ppl.thats all for the intoduction.. Later on i'll proceed to what happen to our class today.
p/s: Lene SRY i got carried away when i look at ur pic!!! But hopefully i didnt over do it. At least i didnt put the Queen of Oiliness thing rite?
This Eunice Eggy. She's been preventing me from uploading this picture. So i curi-curi upload je bcuz i know she hardly got time to online. She'll be giving her great long speech(advice) to all ppl in need. To consult her pls contact 017-387****. (Opps went too far) Oh yes, she'll be doing updates on errrr.. i forgotten laa... (mayb thursday/tuesday)p/s: picture being stripped off... =.=
p/s:we hav no pic of Ng. so cant upload her pic. hehe
OK ppl.thats all for the intoduction.. Later on i'll proceed to what happen to our class today.
4 Intan's 1st official posting (Monday)
Okayy. This our very 1st official blog post!!! (Monday)
See see!! Our class picture(nice lerhhh) this pictures's taken during BM masa cuz Miss Wong didnt come. So me and some ppls go get all the class ppl around and take such lovely picture.
Well nothing actually happen till Chem period. Anyways juz look at Arul's group for now.(can u sense somethings gonna happen??) *6the sense*
Today Pn Chong want us to finish our peka. She says we muz hav 3 PEKAs for a year and for rajins ppl(like me XD) will hav 3 PEKAs all done. But i think there are around 12 ppl who didnt have enough Peka. So teacher says she's gonna evaluate them and we(the rajins ppl) nicely sitting, scattering, taking photo, crapping around(eventhough we also must do some experiment). But seriously all those Peka ppl damn freak out man while we're(again the rajins ppls) like enjoying our time.. haha See see Pn Chong's evaluating Bicycle's Peka.. Hahaha.

What did i mean by enjoying ourselves?
Bukti nombor 1:
Look at the pic, nicely playing with matches and doing all this test tube thing.
Bukti nombor 2:
See Manda the black eyes panda and Sue Reen doing the experiment thing! Lene was like Manda's very brave(actually no la juz that she scary cat ni) cuz the test tube thing is giving some reaction like the process of cooking Pop Corn!!! Than Gugs like looking at them taking the results(being safe) while the 2 lab potatoes there "membahayakan diri sendiri" Haha~
I toldddddddddddddddddddddddd you!!!! Something would happen!!!! told u!!!!!!!!! When i was busy taking the lime wiree, ehehe sry lime water(hehe) than suddenly, *kaprangggggg* and ppl sceaming in the air. Haha. She broke her test tube and guess wat? She's doing peka!!!!!! haha. Hazel and Nirai was like, 'shyt la, teacher sure minus our marks one'(in a soft tone while Arul do the cleaning and i jadi budaks baik tell them that teacher's wont lor... hehe and seriously u cant see the brightness starts to shine again at their faces) haha
While everyone's doing their stuff, Lene wanna kacau so she go see teacher and take photo of her!!
ACtually riteee.. I duno wat to crap about this pic cuz i was INSTRUCTED to take this picture of Ms. Leong!!!! She withe style summore. Her reasons are, "i like the colour of it" and "very nice wei"(weired taste).Well to be compared with Renu, Reens better. Cuz got ppl actually go admiring the Ph paper wit reaction on it wan ah? Well got got. Renu likes it. She ask me take the pic of it summore.. But i didnt, lazy larrr. K thats all for the Chem masa. *weeee~*
During BM masa(no teacher)
When everytime got no teacher, all will be like, YEAH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH. and all buat kerja masing-masing. Look at Naim, how she sits. Manda spotted so without any waste of time she with the flash of light take the pic but kinda blurr...
And Ng's consulting Ewwwwnice's service. hehe. The only thing that can make Eunice awake is, to be giving her speeches again.

To all ppl out there, REMEMBER this pot of flower??? Last Wednesday bukan main lagi CHARLENE TAN WEI AI go run around the whole school to pluck all those poor pity flowers!!!!! and now look what happen? What happen???? "It looks so disgusting " says everyone. PUAN YATI, if u're looking at this pls call Lene and give her advice that she must not be so irresponsible!! She hangat hangat tahi ayam only... But loom at the bright side ppl, if Lene's keep going on with her "illegal flower plucking" dont u guys think u cant see any colours at the pokok-pokoks around school except for green??? All habis di-botakkan by Lene. K k i think thats all fer today. Btw, next post's a video. 1 Short video.
Bukti nombor 1:
Look at the pic, nicely playing with matches and doing all this test tube thing.
See Manda the black eyes panda and Sue Reen doing the experiment thing! Lene was like Manda's very brave(actually no la juz that she scary cat ni) cuz the test tube thing is giving some reaction like the process of cooking Pop Corn!!! Than Gugs like looking at them taking the results(being safe) while the 2 lab potatoes there "membahayakan diri sendiri" Haha~
During BM masa(no teacher)
To all ppl out there, REMEMBER this pot of flower??? Last Wednesday bukan main lagi CHARLENE TAN WEI AI go run around the whole school to pluck all those poor pity flowers!!!!! and now look what happen? What happen???? "It looks so disgusting " says everyone. PUAN YATI, if u're looking at this pls call Lene and give her advice that she must not be so irresponsible!! She hangat hangat tahi ayam only... But loom at the bright side ppl, if Lene's keep going on with her "illegal flower plucking" dont u guys think u cant see any colours at the pokok-pokoks around school except for green??? All habis di-botakkan by Lene. K k i think thats all fer today. Btw, next post's a video. 1 Short video.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
"Piala" for the winner of the poll question(9.9-12.9)
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Heys Lilian's here. A very short update. As u know there's the poll question thing and the due date will be 12.9.07, so please vote!! Ermmm anyway my very short story about the trophy thingy.. Today i went to art class as usual and when i saw the "Trophy" thing, lots of ideas went thru my mind. He doesn't want it already so i decided it would be at least do some good to be serving for our class(as in picture taken with the chosen student and get posted on blog). Example: Poll winner, student of the day?week?month? and all craps i guess.Yes yes i know I know i am getting to excited. XD oh yea here's the picture of the trophy.
p/s: all this trophy thing, again it's just for laugh!! haha
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