'Emancipation of the dead Intan blog'

You probably must be thinking..

*FINALLY!!*



After 2 months of no update, I rush in to rescue the dying blog.. So, i officially announce this is the..... 'Emancipation of the dead Intan blog'..

Ok, before i get myself murdered by my classmates, i better change the topic.. As you can see in the previous post, we are absolutely, downright, fantastically, magnificently, fabulously FREE OF EXAMS!! And we had it for one whole month, mind you! So, you can imagine how light our hearts felt as the fragrance of freedom wafted through the air.. Nothing could bring our spirits down from smiling delightfully and cheering loudly (a bit too loud, maybe?) after that miserable, horrible, terrible exams marked its end..
That was the last of our form 4 era. And the end of our honeymoon year... *torments: SPM, SPM, SPM!!*



On behalf of all intaners, i wish all Indians a very Happy Deepavali; all Muslims a Selamat Hari Raya Haji and all Christians a wonderful Merry Christmas!!
Since i'm here, might as well i grab the chance to wish you fellas out there Advance Happy New Year as well..




Speaking of New Year, new resolutions come to mind. Speaking of new resolutions, SPM comes to mind.. Yup, S P M!! Counting days already?? Get your resolutions right, sweethearts..



I shall not stress you guys and myself up.. INSTEAD, I shall pray for all 3rd formers who will be facing their results day on the 27th.. Amazing how that 7/8 small tiny weeny letters can bring such difference to our lives..



Since i have succeeded in stressing up the 3rd formers, there's one last thing.. I received an e-mail that day and i was laughing my heart out throughout the mail.. Hope you enjoy it as well!




Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce: Future tense of marriage

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.



Once again Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

*~*~* renu signing off *~*~*