series of unfortunate events

KFC is a veryy creepy place (manda lis n renu would agree wit me) this is the simplified version of the series of unfortunate events dat took place there.. =)

*for the full DRAMATIC version ask manda the drama queen n she'll gladly explain in full length accompanied with hand gestures n facial expressions

A few weeks ago, me, manda lis n renu went to kfc to eat lunch. Suddenly this old balding chinese dude walks up to us n tells us dat his daughters married an european n a hongkee n his son is bla bla n dat he's the oni datuk seri in the entire kajang town . blabla bla..n he was talking all the time to manda who was of course making faces at us the entire time. n he actually gave her his card b4 saying dat he's not rich. Then fast forward few weeks,a whole gang of us went again n he came to us again this time with a whole will to his dead wife which he read out to Naim IN CHINESE!! n he started reading to us the amounts of money (RM 10 000 to yu hua!!) he donated to various places(didnt he just say he WASN'T rich the 1st time??) and this time he said his daughter married an Indon (what a fraud).

yea so yesterday, me, manda lis n renu (again?!) went kfc AGAIN (u might have thought we learned our lesson but nooooo) but we were like wary of the guy la. Then this chinese woman jabs Lis's shoulder speaking chinese n pointing to her own bright pink sleeve. Lis (who is a known banana) gives her this blank stare. Poor manda had to come to the rescue cos she was the only one who could speak chinese. The lady asked wat standard would we reach before we wore our uniform (do we look THAT young?!) Manda had genuine difficulty in forming her chinese words as she was taken aback by the ironic-ness of the question (manda has been taken for 21 before) the lady asked some other equally weird questions and then walks off. She created all that fuss just cos she wanted to noe wat "standard" we were in..

so nvm dats not all THAT weird. As we were laughing LOUDLY (as usual), Renu was pouring chili sauce onto her plate. Then out of nowhere (i'm serious he just appeared out of thin air) this malay guy grabs the bottle of chili sauce out of her hands n starts shaking it onto her plate saying "ha macam ni kan senang?" (he was quite nicely dressed and so manda: "oh shit wei dun tell me its ANOTHER datuk seri!" ) all of us r at at a loss for words and after he's satisfied with his chili shaking, he saunters out of kfc like wat he had just done was the most normal thing in the world.

believe me kfc is WEIRD